Monday Morning Flash - “Homebaking”

Today’s Flash is one of mine again. “Homebaking” was written as a challenge to tell a story entirely through dialogue.  Enjoy.

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Homebaking (206 words)

“Hi, Honeybuns. I'm home. Hmm, someone's been baking. Cookies!”

“Don't you dare, Sweetie. They're for the church fete.”

“Hummph. Hoo hate, horry.”

“Sweetie!”

“Sorry; couldn’t resist. Where are you anyway?”

“I’m upstairs, Sweetie.”

“What are you doing up here? You've still got a cake in the oven... Oh.”

“I did the test. I'm ovulating. The leaflet says we have to make love lots and lots over the next thirty-six hours.”

“Thirty-six hours?”

“That’s right, Sweetie. Once every couple of hours should be enough. Starting now. Thank God it's Friday.”

“Every two hours? I'll be knackered.”

“And I'll have more than a cake in the oven, I hope.”

“Eh?”

“Never mind – just take your clothes off and come here.”

“Okay.”

“Slow down, Sweetie. You know how I enjoy watching you strip.”

“Really? How's this?”

“Yeah, Sweetie. Wiggle that arse for me.”

“Enjoying the view, or should I turn around?”

“Turn around.”

“Okay.”

“Hey. No fair, Sweetie. Move your hands.”

“What's it worth, Honeybuns?”

“I'll suck.”

“Deal. Voila! Hey, what are you…?”

“Humpf, grumpf.”

“You shouldn't talk with your mouth full, Honeybuns. Oh, that's good. That's really good. Oh yeah. Suck it for me. Why are you stopping?”

“Wouldn't want to waste those spermies, would we?”

“Good point.”

“Come on, then. I'm ready and waiting for you, Sweetie.”

“You sure? I'm all fired up.”

“Goody. I'm going to enjoy this.”

“You bet you are. There we go.”

“Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's nice!”

“Hmph, Hmph!”

“Ohh.”

“Hmph! Ahh! Yes. Yessssssss!”

“That was quick, Sweetie.”

“Does it matter? You got what you wanted.”

“I know, but...”

“And we'll go again later, won't we?”

“Damn right we will.”

“Honeybuns? What's that smell?”

“What smell?”

“Smells like burning.”

“Oh fuck! The cake!”

Six Sentence Sunday 02/05/2010 – “Eternally & Evermore”

Here’s another six sentences from Eternally & Evermore, which is set for a summer release. This scene is from the early part of the novel, when Amy and Will are still teenagers. They are sunbathing in the park on a lovely June day having just had a picnic with their friends.

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“You know what I’ve always said about… you know.”

“You’re going to have to give me a clue, Amy.”

“About us… you know. Waiting until the time was right before we… you know.”

“I remember.”

“Well, I was thinking that, perhaps, the wait might be over.”

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You can read today’s Six Sentences from other great authors via the Six Sentence Sunday Blog or search twitter for #sixsunday

Featured in e [lust]

I was this week featured in e[lust] – the blog which lists many sex-related blog posts. I’m in the “Erotic Writing” section. One of the conditions of being featured is that I must repost the entire e [lust] list on this blog within a few days of the post going live. So, here it is. A whole host of lovely links for your reading pleasure. Just come back to me when you’ve finished, okay?

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Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #13? Start with the rules, check out the schedule in the site’s sidebar and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Flesh – Her mind awash with the thought of fucking. The smell of his scent stirring her cunt, her skin alive and encased by lust.

Putting energy in – Play is energising, at its best; so when both of you are tired, sex or spanking can be a way to get away from it all, rejuvenate your emotional connection and stimulate body and brain with a flood of hormones and endorphines.

A Rude Awakening – In the depths of the night, I half wake to the feel of her cool skin wrapping itself around my back. Soft breasts pushing against my ribs and her groin moulding itself to my buttocks.

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Shouldn’t – It always starts off so inconspicuously. Innocent, like the sort of teasing that might occur now and then between any other pair of friends who share a hint of attraction to each other.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

Comfort – She’s so strong and yet, when we lie down together, she makes herself small and vulnerable for me. ”Hold me” she says in a tiny voice

See also: Pleasurists #73 and #74 for all your sex toy review needs.

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Erotic Writing

Back Story
bodystocking blowjob
Bella Durmiente
Began my day
Bubbleland
Current events
Fiction: Growth
First Meetings…
Game On
“I want your cock in my mouth”
“Make Me”
Mauled at Noon
Monday Morning Flash – “Bathtime”
musing/not asking
Negotiations
Oh, What a Night
One Last Surprise
Over-Ruled?
Park ‘N Ride Me
Slut with Wine Bottle
Stardust
Satin Met a Laddie
Unravelled
Wednesday meeting with V

Kink & Fetish

BDSM Advice Series: Gags
Domme for a day
FetInRealLife #12 – DIY Flogger
First Memories
Impact
Last Night
New friends and intense, sweaty, loud orgasms
Out with the Old, in with the New
Sluts, Squirts and Swing Clubs
Steel
Submissive Skills: Hunt Slut
Trust
taking her as My girl, discovering the Dom within
“Welcome to SpankingCast, our spanking podcast”

Sex News, Interviews, Politics and Humor

Building Community for Sex-Positive Sexuality Professionals
Soaking — Marinating in the Cunt of Christ

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Gay Pride
Going Bareback
I Can’t
Ladies, what do your genitals say about you?
My Identity is Erased
More Bad Advice
My Rape Story
Read and you may learn…V-massage
Psychology of Rape Fantasy- An Overview
Support Survivors
Top 10 Good Things About A LDR
You Shur Got a Pretty Mouth

Friday House Guest - “Sleek, Shapely Curves” by Victoria Blisse

This week’s House Guest is Victoria Blisse, who we heard from earlier this week in the Wednesday Words slot with an excerpt from her vampire romance, The Point.

Today, she’s going to talk about one of my favourite things – beautiful feminine curves.

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When you hear guys talking about expensive sports cars you always hear them drooling about their beautiful curves well when I write, I like to wax lyrical about curves too but I don’t often mention cars.

Hello, I am Victoria Blisse and like to write about ample bosoms, shapely hips and big bottoms. I love writing about real women. Women who have wobbly bits they’re not proud of, cellulite, the odd wrinkle or stretch mark. I got heartily sick of reading romance stories about stick thin girls. You know the type. They’re geeky, shy and apparently unattractive to the opposite sex but the moment they whip off their glasses and shake out their hair they’re ever guy’s wet dream with subtle curves and perky tits to match. I am not that kind of woman and I wanted to write stories about characters like me because we curvy girls deserve love and lust as much as anyone else.

It makes me sad when I see advertising hoardings covered in beautiful women quite clearly airbrushed to remove all their alleged imperfections.  It makes me feel inadequate sometimes because I am never ever going to look like the model on the bill board, heck if she’s had to be airbrushed I don’t know what computer hi jinks they’d have to do to make me look presentable! But not just that, it makes me feel sorry for the poor girl who is obviously stunning to start with but still has her image digitally played with before it can be used. How awful must that make a person feel? It’s just as bad for guys these days, they’re coming under similar pressures to look toned, tanned and well groomed as we women have experienced for many years.

Well, I think it’s time that we reject the media image which is so unobtainable it’s unreal. I mean if Lara Croft really existed she’d keep toppling over with the weight of her massive, pert boobs! No, we need to be looking for the good, the sexy in ourselves just the way we are.  We’ll never be perfect and that shouldn’t be seen as a bad thing. Imperfections are what make us different from each other. They’re the things that mark us out as an individual and it’s about time we started to champion diversity and the love of our wobbly bits.

I like to think I’m doing my bit with the characters in my stories. How does the physical description of a book character impact your view of them? Do you prefer the body perfect hero/heroine or do you prefer characters with imperfections like I do? I’d be very interested to hear your views.

Thanks Marc, I hope to be back here again in the future.

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Vic is a northern lass, hailing from sunny Manchester. Check out her website, facebook, facebook fan page (cool, I’ll have to get one of those, not that I have any fans) and twitter. Lots of lovely ways to contact her.

What a Response

Well, I have to say I’m completely overwhelmed at the response to my opening up the blog to guest posters. One look at the blog’s new “Coming Soon” page will tell you I’ve been busy this week corresponding with fellow authors and slots have been filling up fast.

We’ve already had a great excerpt from Victoria Blisse’s The Point yesterday and tomorrow she’s written an interesting piece about curvy women. Both of those coming after my good friend Cassie Exline kicked things off on Monday with her delightful vampire flash.

But that’s just the start. Look at the guests I have coming up.

• 7 May - Friday House Guest is Misty Malone
• 10 May - Monday Morning Flash - "Hot Cream Desire" by Cassie Exline
• 12 May - Wednesday Words - "Verasheyan" by J.Trout
• 14 May - Friday House Guest is Christine London
• 19 May - Wednesday Words by Don Luis de la Cosa
• 24 May - Monday Morning Flash - "One Brief Moment" by Christine London
• 2 June - Wednesday Words - "Dead Men Get No Tail" by Misty Malone
• 9 June - Wednesday Words - "Soul in his Eyes" by Christine London
• 16 June - Wednesday Words - "Exposure" by Lisabet Sarai
• 16 July - Friday House Guest - "Build a Brand or Branch Out" by Lisabet Sarai

And that’s not listing the weeks where I’ve felt the need to book Monday or Wednesday slots for myself – it is my blog after all.

I can tell you this, I’m really looking forward to the next few weeks.